On My 70th Birthday

September 19, 2013 – Thursday

To God;

Thanks for a really good 70 years and thanks for the really great friends, family, children and grandchildren. In appreciation, I am going to try to do better in the next 70 years.  I promise to lose a little weight; cut back on whiskey and wild women; tobacco and marijuana; well, no, not marijuana; to continue to make fun of Republicans, as you have commanded; to continue my one person boycott of British Petroleum; and to laugh really hard every day.

Thanks again,

Jim