September 19, 2013 – Thursday
To God;
Thanks for a really good 70 years and thanks for the really great friends, family, children and grandchildren. In appreciation, I am going to try to do better in the next 70 years. I promise to lose a little weight; cut back on whiskey and wild women; tobacco and marijuana; well, no, not marijuana; to continue to make fun of Republicans, as you have commanded; to continue my one person boycott of British Petroleum; and to laugh really hard every day.
Thanks again,
Jim
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