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Old, Old Friends

September 29, 2013 by Jim Lewis Leave a Comment

September 29, 2013 – Sunday

Old, Old Friends

Have you heard about the two seventy year old friends, both widowers, who met by chance in a local restaurant?  One gentleman was going to dine alone and the other was accompanied by a gorgeous woman who looked to be about twenty five.  The couple invited the lone diner to join them and introductions were made between the friend and the beautiful companion. The young lady proved to be smart and funny in addition to her obvious physical attributes.  After some conversation the young woman asked to be excused to powder her nose.  As soon as she was gone, the friend asked the obvious question, “How in the world did an old man like you get such a young, beautiful and sexy girlfriend?”  “Ah”, replied his friend, “It was easy.  I just told her I was ninety!”

Filed Under: Laugh Tagged With: seventy year old man, twenty five year old woman

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